“That’s just not white”.
I was getting out of the bathtub this afternoon (I think I overdosed on the new Bath and Body product Toasted Coconut, but that’s another blog for another day) and I stepped onto my plush spa-like rug and looked around my bathroom all proud of myself like “I love my bathroom, I’m so glad that I picked all of these cute accesories” and looked around at my rug that’s supposed to be bright white, you know, like they have at the spa and it definitely wasn’t. I actually said out loud, “wait, that’s not white” and I started cracking up hysterically at myself (as I usually do) because it was like I had mispronounced “wait, that’s not right”. Both of which would have worked in this situation dealing with my dirty footprinted up spa like white rug, but I was really saying that it wasn’t white, not wasn’t right.
Still laughing.
Sorry.
Time to wash my rug.
I laughed so hard when I read this. I had to say it out loud just to hear what you meant. too funny, girly. If we lived across the street – you’d be my court jester for sure.
Mine’s not white either.
This cracked me up, Beth. I can hear you saying it and laughing a wittle–no, a wot!
I really thought about not posting it because I was wondering it if would be one of those only funny to Beth things. I’m glad everyone sees the humor in it!
Have a gweat day.
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